After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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