The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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