so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
