All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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