I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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