if you like me you must not know who I am
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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