a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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