you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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