Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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