Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Randomize
