where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
