Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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