Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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