i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
