i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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