I could have mohawked her pubes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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