How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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