Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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