so that wasnt chicken after all
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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