I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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