well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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