Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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