Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
