Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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