we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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