he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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