That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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