but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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