Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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