Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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