They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
