Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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