How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My vagina is officially offended.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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