Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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