Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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