I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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