Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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