I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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