you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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