Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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