so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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