She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
