He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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