Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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