i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So. Much. Porn.
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