Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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