Don't you send me to vm
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
and she was petting her beer can
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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