I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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