You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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