what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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