Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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