They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
pray to the hookup gods
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
