I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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