That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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