so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
