Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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